The extremely amateur "button" you see above links you to my brand new, and permanent, blog.
Why the "ambitious" housewife? Because blogger wouldn't accept the "bored housewife who likes to channel Martha Stewart, attempts (and often fails) crafting, sewing, DIY-er, gardening, and all things actually Martha Stewart while being an OCD, night owl, Neat freak that only enjoys being at home part of the time and wants to run off a cliff the other half of the time.blogspot.com"

So "ambitious" it is. Enjoy!

p.s. -- This blog will likely be deleted in the upcoming days, so please bookmark/follow/subscribe to the new blog so you don't miss any of my exciting *sarcasm* life!